you know, that good stuff that is oh so bad for you.
White in color, hard as a rock and not spreadable straight from the fridge.
Give me a slice of bread and some butter and I am one happy woman.
I loath margarine.
I don't like the texture, the spreadability straight from the fridge.
Don't even get me started on the color.
And the taste?
Nothing with the words "buttery flavor" or "I can't believe it's not butter" ever tastes like butter.
No product that uses Fabio as its spokesman can be good.
No product can be good if advertisers resort to making an inanimate object talk.
Nothing so processed should hold so many health claims.
I'm convinced margarine will survive a nuclear war.
My four year old sums it up best, "That's not butter. That's FAKE butter!"
If I am told that I can no longer have butter. I will dry my eyes and move on. But mark my words....
I will never cross over to the 'margarine side'.