I told my shaggy blonde-haired boy that I needed to trim his sideburns.
"NO! I WANT TO LOOK LIKE ELVIS!"
I gently informed him that nobody would think he looked like Elvis, they would just think his sideburns looked weird.
He informed me:
"Nobody thought Elvis's sideburns were weird!"
If anyone has any hints on how to rationalize with a 9 year old boy... I'm all ears!
Perhaps this photo will help?