I caught Wonder Woman (peeling top and all) binging on a three tier cake.
Apparently, Jesus really is on Facebook.
Mom is passed out asleep in bed with the TV on
while baby is left alone in the swing.
(Notice the large jar of cookies in mom's bedroom in the upper left.)
Joseph is home sweeping the house.
I think Mary might be at work.
Captain Hook has a trident around Mulan's throat.
Barbie, Joseph, and ballerina girl have passed out in fear.
(Apparently Mulan was caught picking her nose
in church and Captain Hook got angry.)
I leave my son alone for a minute
and he's got Mario doing his homework for him.
My girls decided to design swimwear for their Barbies using
paper and scotch tape.
(The design is in no way influenced by the choice of swimwear of their mother.)