Today I have to have "The Talk" with my 5 year old daughter.
I knew this day was coming.
It really shouldn't come as a surprise to me.
It is the conversation some of us parents dread.
I believe it is necessary to have it sooner rather than later.
I just can't allow this kind of thing to be happening under my roof.
Though I applaud her for refilling the toilet paper after using it up,
what she did after that is what saddens me.
Today I will be discussing toilet paper orientation with my daughter.
I'm not sure how the conversation will go.
I can almost hear her now,
"But mommy.... WHY does the toilet paper have to go OVER instead of UNDER???"
Then I'll have to say it,
the words every parent vows they'll never say....
"BECAUSE, I SAID SO."