I think I sprained my big toe the other day.
I would appreciate as much sympathy as I can possibly drum up at this time.
While googling ideas of how to treat a sprained toe, I learned that a sprain can be caused by the following:
- sports injury
- stopping suddenly while running
- poor coordination
They failed to mention that it can be caused by a five year old jumping into your bed while you're still sleeping.
And again I say, ouch.
No, these are not my toes. But while on the subject of toes.....
.... I could really go for some little skull and cross bones on my toes this summer.