My cell phone does not flip or slide.
It does not take photos or send emails.
I cannot access my facebook account.
It has little buttons that you actually have to push- no fancy, sleek touch screen.
I think the phone texts, but I don't know how.
If you leave me a voice mail, I'll never check it. (Because, well, see the reason why I never text.)
I have no Apps (and I'm not sure what an App really is.)
The phone randomly decides to shut off whenever it feels like it.
I have about 5 ring tones to choose from and a knock off version of Tetris.
I pay $.25 for every outgoing and incoming call. (So if you call me, you owe me a quarter.)
Did I mention it has a flashlight feature?
But I really am not ashamed of my cell phone. Really, I'm not....
..... because this is the monstrosity I talked on at one point in time.
So really, I'm not ashamed of my cell phone.
It fits in my back pocket.
And that is all I need.